You might say it's a little too civil, and a Divorce Duel would be more apt, but I love that Jack White and now ex-wife Karen Elson recently celebrated the end of a six-year marriage with "drinks with alcohol in them." When things go downhill and life suddenly becomes a sharp blade stabbing you in the face, what can you do? Well, throw a bash and let your friends + fam help you lick those bitter wounds! Also, what better way to meet the next spouse? ;) Especially if you don't allow plus-ones.
In all seriousness, Jack and Karen have the right idea, and they even made a formal statement about their split (two splits in a year for Jack: first The White Stripes --- a band he formed with another ex-wife --- and now this current marriage), which is very mature...they said that they "remain dear and trusted friends and co-parents to our wonderful children Scarlett and Henry Lee....We feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow."
Truly an inspiration.
But who is Jackson A. Rag? A best friend, or an animal, I assume. I hope he had a good time breaking the sacred union of marriage! A plague on neither of your houses.